But my dear, this is not Wonderland, and you are not Alice.
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ionlylovebooks:

I send the best snapchats ever tbh

yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

This kid is fucking cool

margaretthemagicdragon:

When fishingboatproceeds is best-selling author and den-mother of tumblr, John Green.

John green

leothemechanic:

bananaweetabix:

leothemechanic:

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN SPIDERMAN CLIMBS A BUILDING

idk what?

PETER PARKOUR

#best line in the world of everything

trashylittlefuck:

mayorchouchou:

nakamurasawa:

if you’re under 5’5” you’re weak and natural selection is coming for your ass

if you’re over 5’7” you’re weak and the top of a doorway is coming for your head

it’s a good day to be 5’6”

soooo , i just fell in love with them ..

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

homosexualstereotypes:

aleaula:

tahitea:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

love this

they caused a car crash

No they didn’t. The man driving his car who took his eyes off the road because he was staring at a pair of women caused a car crash. He averted his eyes from the road, he endangered other people and he crashed his own car. This is all the proof you need that we live in a society that blames women for things they didn’t do.

i just fell in love with stairs . Staircase to my dreams . 

i-suck-dick:

Just girly things xo

best feeling ever

little-girl-m:

too cute

can he adopt me please ? 


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